I went to the community pool today and discovered that the water was wet. Nobody had warned me about this. I was wearing my new sandals and they got completely soaked. I asked the lifeguard who was responsible for this and demanded to speak with whoever manages the pool.
KAREN LEVEL: 9/10
REVIEW:
Ah, the classic “wet water” complaint. How dare the community pool not inform you, the almighty Karen, that their pool contains water. And to top it off, your precious new sandals were ruined. How could they not have known that you were coming and prepared accordingly? The audacity!
SCORECARD:
Entitlement: 10/10
Indignation: 9/10
Audacity: 10/10
Unreasonableness: 8/10
PERFORMANCE:
I have to give it to you, Karen, your performance was top-notch. The way you demanded to speak with the pool manager and made a scene about your wet sandals was truly impressive. Your entitlement and audacity were on full display. Bravo!
VERDICT:
In the case of the wet water at the community pool, the Karen levels are off the charts. It’s almost impressive how entitled and unreasonable one person can be over something as trivial as wet sandals. But alas, that is the true essence of a Karen.
OPINION:
It’s a shame that your sense of entitlement and lack of common sense prevented you from realizing that pools are, in fact, filled with water. Perhaps next time, you should bring a pair of water shoes or simply stay at home where you won’t encounter any wet substances.
ZINGER:
Looks like the only thing drier than the pool water is your sense of humor, Karen.