TOO MANY KARENS
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Scooter Scoff: Karen’s Snapshot Misses the Full Picture
To the lady who took a picture of me today while I was parking the electric scooter for people with disabilities… You saw things from your view. You saw me get up and walk perfectly fine. You saw me plugging it in, and then you took a picture as I was backing it up. You…
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Gyro-Gate: Karen’s Chunky Meat Meltdown
Does anyone know who owns or is the manager of The Little Greek restaurant? They have been cutting the gyro meat into chunks instead of the shaved traditional Little Greek style. Why do they do this? The reason why we don’t order from there. Please help to get this matter resolved. KAREN LEVEL: 5/10 –…
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Cruise Detective Karen: Unearthing Bathroom Drawer Crimes
So whoever got off Legend of the Seas today and had the Grand Suite 16040, you left matches in a bathroom drawer. Shame on you! I turned them in. Wanted to make sure they were disposed of properly. So now they know who you are! KAREN LEVEL: 5/10 – While leaving matches in a bathroom…
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Cruise Karen: Bruised Despite Special Pillows and Toppers!
For all those suggesting asking for a mattress topper, there were two already on the bed when we arrived at our cabin, plus we have a 1″ topper of our own that we always cruise with. Even with all that, the bed in our cabin left both me and my husband with a lot of…
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High Seas High: Karen’s Cruise Catastrophe Over Pot
On our last cruise someone was smoking pot day and night. I reported it and absolutely nothing was done we paid for a balcony and could not use it because the smell was so bad . KAREN LEVEL: 8/10 – This Karen is definitely on the higher end of the scale. Not only is she…
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Karen’s School of Self-Love: Judgement Edition
Judgemental people everywhere! You can’t do anything in this life now without someone having something negative to say. I’d rather be in decent shape and get negative crap than be someone that doesn’t respect their own body, Doesn’t particularly like themselves & needs a jab to lose fat, and are clearly jealous as hell. Enjoy…
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Sign-Thieving Karen Turns Theft into Political Promo!
To whoever stole the David Jolly sign from our property: A) Stealing a campaign sign is theft in the state of Florida. B) Your action is resulting in my publicizing your theft, which is not positive for any opposing candidate. If David Jolly is your candidate, please knock on the door next time, and I…
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Romaine Calm, Karen! It’s Just Lettuce!
Bought this package of Romaine Hearts. Use by Date: Aug 30 (3 Days from purchase). Already ‘rusting’. Yes, I’ll return it. By it’s not the quality I expect from Publix. This is indicative of poor storage on their part. (It went straight from Publix into my fridge’s (with a dual evaporator system) humidity crisper, so…
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Big Mac Budget Blows: Fast Food’s Rising Prices Saga
McDonald’s charging $14 for a combo meal is STUPID. I’m sorry, but at some point fast food forgot why people were going there in the first place… it was supposed to be quick, easy, and CHEAP. Nobody was pulling into McDonald’s because they wanted a premium burger experience. You were hungry, you were in a…
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Bread Battle: Karen Clashes Over Expiration Dates
I’m not really understanding the expiration date on bread. I bought this yesterday without checking the date, and it expires three days from now. I don’t think I can finish all of this in three days. I called the store, and they said it will be fine, but if it expires in three days, I…