When arriving home from work for some reason, Karen’s car was parked in my driveway. So I parked behind her crossways. Went to bed without thinking about the car again until four in the morning when Karen was banging on my front door to move my car. Through the DoorCam I told her I would move it at 8:15 AM when I went to work. Then fell back asleep to the rhythm of her banging on the door. By 8 AM found my car had been pulled into the grass and her car was gone. She left a note on my windshield stating I owed her $160 for the tow truck to move my car.
KAREN LEVEL: 9/10
REVIEW:
This Karen is on a whole new level of entitlement. Not only does she think she can park in someone else’s driveway, but she also expects them to move their car in the middle of the night just because she wants to leave. And then has the audacity to demand money for her own unreasonable behavior.
SCORECARD:
Entitlement: 10/10
Indignation: 8/10
Audacity: 9/10
Unreasonableness: 9/10
PERFORMANCE:
I have to give this Karen a 9/10 for her performance. She really committed to her entitled behavior, from parking in someone else’s driveway to banging on their door in the middle of the night. Bravo, Karen, bravo.
VERDICT:
In the case of Too Many Karens vs. Common Decency, the verdict is clear. This Karen is guilty of extreme entitlement and unreasonable behavior. And for the record, Karen, it’s not your driveway.
OPINION:
It’s truly baffling how some people can think they have the right to inconvenience others and then demand money for it. Maybe Karen should invest in some anger management classes instead of tow trucks.
ZINGER:
Looks like Karen’s entitlement is worth $160. Who knew?
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