Open the Doors Early

Another incomprehensible thing on the ship today. It’s a sea day with not a lot of things happening. Waiting for a comedy show that is starting at 3, and it’s 2:45. The line to get in is a mile long and the guy at the door has no idea why they won’t open the doors earlier especially since there was no performance in this room earlier. They could really capitalize on the moment and rake in more $$$ if they opened the door early and took drink orders!!!

KAREN LEVEL: 9/10

REVIEW:
Ah, the entitled Karen on a cruise ship, what a rare and precious species. This one is upset that the comedy show isn’t starting early enough for her liking, and she’s not afraid to let everyone know about it. She’s also got some brilliant business ideas for the cruise line, because clearly they’re not making enough money already.

SCORECARD:
Entitlement: 10/10
Indignation: 8/10
Audacity: 9/10
Unreasonableness: 9/10

PERFORMANCE:
I have to give this Karen a solid 8 out of 10 for her performance. She’s got the classic “let me speak to the manager” tone down pat, and she’s not afraid to make her demands known to anyone within earshot. Bonus points for the unnecessary use of exclamation points.

VERDICT:
This Karen’s entitlement knows no bounds. She’s not satisfied with just attending the comedy show, she wants to control the entire experience and make sure the cruise line is maximizing their profits. Bravo, Karen, bravo.

OPINION:
It’s always a treat to see a Karen in her natural habitat, especially on a cruise ship where she can’t just storm off and demand a refund. This one is particularly impressive with her audacity and unreasonable expectations. I can only imagine what she’s like when she’s not on vacation.

ZINGER:
Looks like this Karen’s idea of a good time is ruining everyone else’s. Bon voyage!