Waste of Money

I can taste the carbon already. It’s the most stupid waste of money, I’d like to know who’s getting the kickbacks on this project? Who’s excited to hang out with the noise and heat and humidity and the exhaust under a highway??

KAREN LEVEL: 9/10

REVIEW:
This Karen is not happy about a new project and is already complaining about the potential noise and heat. She also wants to know who’s getting kickbacks, because of course, she can’t imagine anyone doing something without some sort of personal gain. The entitlement and audacity are off the charts with this one.

SCORECARD:
Entitlement: 10/10
Indignation: 9/10
Audacity: 10/10
Unreasonableness: 8/10

PERFORMANCE:
I give this Karen a solid 9/10 for her performance. She really nails the entitled, indignant, and audacious attitude. However, she loses a point for being slightly unreasonable. I mean, who doesn’t want to hang out under a noisy, hot, and humid highway?

VERDICT:
This Karen is the epitome of entitlement and audacity. She’s not afraid to voice her complaints, no matter how ridiculous they may be. But let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to hang out under a highway?

OPINION:
In my opinion, this Karen needs to take a chill pill and stop assuming everyone is out to get her. It’s just a new project, not a personal attack. And who knows, maybe hanging out under a highway could be the next big thing.

BURN HER RESPONSE:
“Wow Karen, you must have a superhuman sense of taste if you can already detect the carbon from a project that hasn’t even started yet. Maybe you should use that talent for something more productive, like being a food critic.”