TOO MANY KARENS
Meet Ann Tagonist
Our resident expert in unreasonable behavior, questionable outrage, and online complaints that make us all wish for the return of comment cards.
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Sauce-Free Karen: Taste Buds as Bland as Personality
I don’t put steak sauce on my steaks I don’t use dipping sauce for my chicken nuggets I like to taste it not taste if I want barbecue sauce something like that just drink shit. If you got a good steak you don’t need steak sauce you got a good chicken nugget you don’t need…
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Takeout Tantrum: Karen’s Pricey PF Chang’s Fiasco
THIS IS WHY CHAIN RESTAURANTS ARE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS… I spent $140 on P.F. Chang’s takeout tonight and it looked like something from a mall food court. Smaller portions. Plastic containers. Barely any sauce. Food doesn’t even taste the same. Yet somehow I’m paying the SAME price as dining in? Nobody serves me, refills…
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Chain-Restaurant Karen: Protestor of Subpar Food
Enjoy your corporate restaurant peddling subpar food when we have family restaurants that actually contribute to our local economy. I’m old, I hang out with friends who don’t like shitty food. KAREN LEVEL: 8/10 REVIEW: Ah, the classic Karen complaint about a corporate restaurant. Because nothing says “contributing to the local economy” like a chain…
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Fence Fiasco: Karen’s Comic Crusade Over Pretty Side
One day the Karen who lives behind me came to my door, ringing the doorbell and knocking frantically. Upon my opening the door, without any greeting immediately said “You need to replace the fence in my backyard.” I said “no I don’t. That is your fence.” she said “the pretty side faces my yard so…
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Tax Rebel Karen’s Dramatic Stand for ‘Fair’ State Tax
The bottom line it the government is taxing the hell out of us! Everywhere you look there are taxes. Americans are overtaxed! If we don’t start cutting taxes somewhere and holding politicians accountable to reasonable budgets we will never be ok!!! Period. Voting YES and not listening to the fear mongering is where to start!…
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Restaurant Ruckus: Karen Trips Fries-Faced Fugitive!
Screaming and crying kids in a restaurant are bad enough, but a 6 year old running around while his parents did nothing was, just too much! The waiter said that after I tripped the little monster, he busted his lip when he fell. Oh please…I think it was just dried ketchup from shoving French fries…
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Coffee has Changed
Went to my favorite breakfast spot I’ve been going to for years because I love their old-fashioned diner coffee and they CHANGED BRANDS. Couldn’t even drink it. Sigh…. KAREN LEVEL: 7/10 REVIEW: As a self-proclaimed coffee connoisseur, I understand the importance of a good cup of joe. But let’s be real, Karen, it’s just coffee.…
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Issues about Allergies
I guess I’d utilize Magical Dining if I felt that, as someone with a dairy allergy, we were taken into consideration. It seems many of the dairy-friendly items would be omissions, and many of the desserts offered are not something I could ever dream of eating and managing to enjoy the rest of my evening.…
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Death to Coyotes
Coyotes have unfortunately killed many senior cats near me, even in their own fenced backyards when let out briefly, as the owner did for 15 years with their cat. While some describe them as shy, I have seen coyotes corner my two neighbors who were walking their Rhodesian Ridgeback dog in the middle of the…
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My Property Taxes Have Gone Up Again
I just received my notice of Proposed Property Taxes and my taxes will go up again for over $400.00 from last year. I am now paying more on property taxes that I was paying for my mortgage 15 years ago. Folks, this is ridiculous! I should not be paying rent to the government for the…