TOO MANY KARENS
Meet Ann Tagonist
Our resident expert in unreasonable behavior, questionable outrage, and online complaints that make us all wish for the return of comment cards.
Ann has seen it all — and she’s getting tired of seeing the same complaints over and over. Now she’s ready to hear yours.
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The Pool Was Wet
I went to the community pool today and discovered that the water was wet. Nobody had warned me about this. I was wearing my new sandals and they got completely soaked. I asked the lifeguard who was responsible for this and demanded to speak with whoever manages the pool. KAREN LEVEL: 9/10 REVIEW: Ah, the…
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You must call it in
I went to papa John’s after work to order a pizza but was told by the First Lady working she was new and couldn’t take my order then the lady that knew how said I had to call in the order. I said politely I am here can’t I place the order with you after…
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Pay Attention to Me Please
Come on, 7-ELEVEN cashier! I’m so sorry I interrupted your night by showing up and purchasing two items. The days of good customer service seem to be a thing of the past. At this rate, installing self-checkout machines instead of having human cashiers is starting to sound pretty good. At least with a machine, I’m…
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New Park Under Expressway
That parking lot under the expressway is just going to be a giant homeless camp. Fake grass that has no bugs, softer than cement, in the shade. Whomever is making these decisions for Orlando like this and shutting down church street to traffic again as if Church street will ever come back as a destination…
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Ship Pool has Seawater?
I can’t believe there weren’t signs warning us. I found out from another cruise guest the pools are filled with sea water. My son is allergic to seafood! KAREN LEVEL: 7 REVIEW: Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another classic Karen complaint. Let’s break it down, shall we? SCORECARD: – Entitlement: 8/10. It…
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Park Between the Lines
A elderly lady in the next car to my left was yelling and screaming to get my attention! I rolled down my window and she was screaming at me because she said I took too much parking space? I looked on both sides of my car, and there was plenty of room that each passengers…
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No Sushi For You
Karen is pissed, she went to fav sushi place, and dept of health shut it down…”Show me one restaurant in Florida that doesn’t have flying insects, and rodent droppings. I needed my California roll!. KAREN LEVEL: 9/10 REVIEW: Karen is absolutely fuming that her beloved sushi place got shut down by the health department. She’s…
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That is NOT my Name
So sick that every time I go into Starbuck and order a drink they spell my name wrong. How hard is it to spell Kathe! They must only hire idiots KAREN LEVEL: 9/10 REVIEW: This Karen is not only entitled to a perfectly spelled name, but also indignant and audacious enough to insult Starbucks employees…
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Leave me alone!
Your tree is dropping leaves on my lawn. KAREN LEVEL: 8/10 REVIEW: This Karen is not only upset about leaves on her lawn, but she also expects her neighbors to control the behavior of nature. Classic entitlement and unreasonable behavior. SCORECARD: Entitlement: 9/10 Indignation: 7/10 Audacity: 8/10 Unreasonableness: 9/10 PERFORMANCE: I give this Karen an…
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There is a Leash Law
Orange County has a leash law. Your dog must be on a leash in public. The only exception is if your dog has been fully obedience trained and reliably responds to voice commands. We have multiple people in Delaney Park who seem unaware of this. It’s for everyone’s safety, including your dog’s. Watching your dog…