TOO MANY KARENS
Meet Ann Tagonist
Our resident expert in unreasonable behavior, questionable outrage, and online complaints that make us all wish for the return of comment cards.
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Waste of Money
I can taste the carbon already. It’s the most stupid waste of money, I’d like to know who’s getting the kickbacks on this project? Who’s excited to hang out with the noise and heat and humidity and the exhaust under a highway?? KAREN LEVEL: 9/10 REVIEW: This Karen is not happy about a new project…
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My Wine Tastes Bad
I once sat next to lady at a bar who complained that her glass of wine tasted off. The bartender opened a new bottle and poured her a new glass. No questions. But when the bartender reached for the “tainted” wine, the lady grabbed for it to finish it. “Off” my foot! KAREN LEVEL: 9/10…
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Nobody Saved Me a Table
I went to a crowded restaurant with eight friends without a reservation. They told us there would be a 45-minute wait. I explained that this was unacceptable because we were hungry and had already decided we wanted to sit at a particular table. The hostess told me that table was reserved. I asked her why…
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The Dog Barked at 2 PM
My neighbor’s dog barked for approximately 45 seconds at 2:17 this afternoon. I work from home and this completely disrupted my concentration. I have already contacted the HOA and suggested that my neighbor be required to keep the dog indoors during all daylight hours. KAREN LEVEL: 8/10 REVIEW: Ah, the classic “my neighbor’s dog barked…
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The Ice Cube Karen
Maybe she should try adding some kindness and understanding to her drink instead.
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Hello Can You Help Me
Come on, 7-ELEVEN cashier! I’m so sorry I interrupted your night by showing up and purchasing two items. The days of good customer service seem to be a thing of the past. At this rate, installing self-checkout machines instead of having human cashiers is starting to sound pretty good. At least with a machine, I’m…
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Open the Doors Early
Another incomprehensible thing on the ship today. It’s a sea day with not a lot of things happening. Waiting for a comedy show that is starting at 3, and it’s 2:45. The line to get in is a mile long and the guy at the door has no idea why they won’t open the doors…
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Move your car
When arriving home from work for some reason, Karen’s car was parked in my driveway. So I parked behind her crossways. Went to bed without thinking about the car again until four in the morning when Karen was banging on my front door to move my car. Through the DoorCam I told her I would…
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That is my Space
I was about to pull into my parking space, and someone pulled in front of me, so I had to park further away. KAREN LEVEL: 8/10 REVIEW: Well, well, well, looks like we have a classic case of parking lot entitlement here. How dare someone have the audacity to park in a spot that I…
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Room Temperature Caviar
Neiman Marcus Café, step up your game. That sturgeon didn’t consent to having its ovaries scraped just for you to trot out a room-temperature caviar service with three meager toast points. OUR REVIEW 🏆 Karen Review: Room Temperature Caviar Karen Level: 9.8/10 — Elite Performance This is a beautifully executed Restaurant Karen. She didn’t merely…