Too Many Karens

All Karens

  • Open the Doors Early

    Open the Doors Early

    Another incomprehensible thing on the ship today. It’s a sea day with not a lot of things happening. Waiting for a comedy show that is starting at 3, and it’s 2:45. The line to get in is a mile long and the guy at the door has no idea why they won’t open the doors earlier especially since there was no performance in this room earlier. They could really capitalize on the moment and rake in more $$$ if they opened the door early and took drink orders!!!

    KAREN LEVEL: 9/10

    REVIEW:
    Ah, the entitled Karen on a cruise ship, what a rare and precious species. This one is upset that the comedy show isn’t starting early enough for her liking, and she’s not afraid to let everyone know about it. She’s also got some brilliant business ideas for the cruise line, because clearly they’re not making enough money already.

    SCORECARD:
    Entitlement: 10/10
    Indignation: 8/10
    Audacity: 9/10
    Unreasonableness: 9/10

    PERFORMANCE:
    I have to give this Karen a solid 8 out of 10 for her performance. She’s got the classic “let me speak to the manager” tone down pat, and she’s not afraid to make her demands known to anyone within earshot. Bonus points for the unnecessary use of exclamation points.

    VERDICT:
    This Karen’s entitlement knows no bounds. She’s not satisfied with just attending the comedy show, she wants to control the entire experience and make sure the cruise line is maximizing their profits. Bravo, Karen, bravo.

    OPINION:
    It’s always a treat to see a Karen in her natural habitat, especially on a cruise ship where she can’t just storm off and demand a refund. This one is particularly impressive with her audacity and unreasonable expectations. I can only imagine what she’s like when she’s not on vacation.

    ZINGER:
    Looks like this Karen’s idea of a good time is ruining everyone else’s. Bon voyage!

  • Move your car

    Move your car

    When arriving home from work for some reason, Karen’s car was parked in my driveway. So I parked behind her crossways. Went to bed without thinking about the car again until four in the morning when Karen was banging on my front door to move my car. Through the DoorCam I told her I would move it at 8:15 AM when I went to work. Then fell back asleep to the rhythm of her banging on the door. By 8 AM found my car had been pulled into the grass and her car was gone. She left a note on my windshield stating I owed her $160 for the tow truck to move my car.

    KAREN LEVEL: 9/10

    REVIEW:
    This Karen is on a whole new level of entitlement. Not only does she think she can park in someone else’s driveway, but she also expects them to move their car in the middle of the night just because she wants to leave. And then has the audacity to demand money for her own unreasonable behavior.

    SCORECARD:
    Entitlement: 10/10
    Indignation: 8/10
    Audacity: 9/10
    Unreasonableness: 9/10

    PERFORMANCE:
    I have to give this Karen a 9/10 for her performance. She really committed to her entitled behavior, from parking in someone else’s driveway to banging on their door in the middle of the night. Bravo, Karen, bravo.

    VERDICT:
    In the case of Too Many Karens vs. Common Decency, the verdict is clear. This Karen is guilty of extreme entitlement and unreasonable behavior. And for the record, Karen, it’s not your driveway.

    OPINION:
    It’s truly baffling how some people can think they have the right to inconvenience others and then demand money for it. Maybe Karen should invest in some anger management classes instead of tow trucks.

    ZINGER:
    Looks like Karen’s entitlement is worth $160. Who knew?

  • That is my Space

    That is my Space

    I was about to pull into my parking space, and someone pulled in front of me, so I had to park further away.

    KAREN LEVEL: 8/10

    REVIEW:
    Well, well, well, looks like we have a classic case of parking lot entitlement here. How dare someone have the audacity to park in a spot that I was clearly entitled to? And now I have to walk a few extra steps? The horror!

    SCORECARD:
    Entitlement: 9/10
    Indignation: 7/10
    Audacity: 8/10
    Unreasonableness: 8/10

    PERFORMANCE:
    I have to give it to this Karen, she really committed to her role. The dramatic gasp and exaggerated eye roll as she had to park further away were top-notch. However, points are deducted for not demanding to speak to the manager of the parking lot.

    VERDICT:
    This Karen’s sense of entitlement knows no bounds. She truly believes that the parking spot was reserved just for her and anyone who dares to take it is committing a grave offense. But let’s not forget the real victim here – the poor Karen who had to walk a few extra steps.

    OPINION:
    Honestly, I’m just impressed by the level of outrage over a parking spot. It’s like she’s fighting for world peace, but really it’s just a spot in a crowded parking lot. Maybe she should redirect that energy towards something more productive.

    ZINGER:
    Looks like someone needs to take a chill pill and realize that the world does not revolve around their parking needs.

  • Room Temperature Caviar

    Room Temperature Caviar

    Neiman Marcus Café, step up your game. That sturgeon didn’t consent to having its ovaries scraped just for you to trot out a room-temperature caviar service with three meager toast points.

    OUR REVIEW

    🏆 Karen Review: Room Temperature Caviar

    Karen Level: 9.8/10 — Elite Performance

    This is a beautifully executed Restaurant Karen. She didn’t merely complain about the caviar — she managed to combine culinary criticism, animal-rights outrage, portion-size indignation, and an implied threat to Neiman Marcus’ entire food-service operation in a single sentence.

    Scorecard:

    • Entitlement: 10/10 — “Step up your game.”
    • Indignation: 10/10 — Apparently the sturgeon is also filing a complaint.
    • Audacity: 10/10 — Three toast points? An unforgivable offense.
    • Specificity: 10/10 — She came prepared with a temperature complaint and a fish ethics argument.
    • Karen Awareness: 2/10 — No evidence whatsoever that she recognizes the irony.

    🥇 Overall Karen Performance: 9.8/10

    Verdict:
    This isn’t just a complaint. This is a Michelin-starred Karen meltdown. The combination of room-temperature caviar and “the sturgeon didn’t consent” elevates this from ordinary complaining to Karen Excellence™.

    Our Opinion:

    “I’m not saying you’re a Karen… but this performance deserves a scorecard.” 😂

  • Napkin Usage Fee

    Napkin Usage Fee

    I am absolutely fuming right now. My wife and I went out for a simple barbecue dinner and ordered a basic $41 meal of ribs and sides to share. The waitress dropped off this $234 bill with a handwritten note telling me to pay it and cry! They charged me a $20 air conditioning recovery fee and a $15 napkin usage fee! A NAPKIN USAGE FEE?? I used one single paper napkin the entire meal! When I demanded to speak to the manager about these absolutely fraudulent hidden charges he laughed in my face and threatened to call the police if I did not pay the full amount immediately. I feel completely scammed by this shady smokehouse. Am I overreacting for wanting to dispute this entire charge with my credit card company and report them to the Better Business Bureau?

  • $40 Tip on $500

    $40 Tip on $500

    We went out to dinner as a group and the bill came out to $500. We left a $40 tip, feeling good that we were still able to give something, but the server didn’t seem happy at all. She actually said she was expecting at least $120.
    When we asked to speak to the manager, she quickly tried to brush it off and said she was joking, but there was no smile or anything to suggest that.
    Now I’m just wondering if $40 on a $500 bill is considered enough. Expecting $120 feels a bit unrealistic to me, but maybe I’m missing something

  • Spice Outrage

    Spice Outrage

    They no longer stock/shelf their spices in alpha order. Multiple manufacturers, not all have same things, blends are mixed with pure spices. Thought maybe it was an oversight, nope, CORPORATE, decision😖. Good luck when baking season starts finding cinnamon, all spice, nutmeg, probably between minced onion, curry, tarragon, and steak seasonings